This space will become the incredibly relevant, jaw droppingly profound, ridiculously retarded blog of the man known to the Internet as Mike Floorwalker, and known to myself as me. Expect lots of comedic content to be posted here; I’m building a website, the format of which is currently taking shape, and am also doing a little writing for Cracked.com.
And now, a joke: knock knock! I said, knock knock! Um… hello? This is awkward… you must be a little busy. I’ll wait.